Tenacious D - Fuc* her gently

This is a song for the ladies

But fellows listen closely

You don't always have to fuc* her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you've got to make some love

And fuc*in give her some smoochies too

Sometimes you got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna fuc* you softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I brought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute Sally

I think I got something in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's fuc*in teamwork

Whats your favorite position?

That's cool with me

It's not my favorite

But I'll do it for you

Whats your favorite dish?

I'm not gonna cook it

But I'll order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fucin' fuc* you discreetly

And then I'll fuc*ing bone you completely

But then I'm gonna fuc* you hard

Hard